Actually that's nothing close to what actually happened this weekend. For one, I only have one boy that was away - singular, not plural. For two, taking a #shamelessselfie in the Starbucks parking lot is about the craziest thing I did this weekend.
Oh, and if you never want to miss out on any other pathetic, selfie-snapped weekends, we should probably be friends on snapchat.
So let's try this again. When the boy is away...
+ I kind of forget to eat breakfast. It's weird, I know. But it's probably because I have no one to make me breakfast.
+ I make sure I locked the apartment door at least a trillion times before I crawl into bed.
+ I spend way too much sitting on our living room floor in front of our coffee table where my laptop sits. I am kind of actually really proud at some of the things I figured out how to do this weekend involving html.
+ I lay a pillow on his side of the bed so it feels like there's someone sleeping there.
+ I listen to Solo Piano Radio in the mornings and Fleetwood Mac Radio all day on Pandora and nobody complains.
+ I have to grocery shop, which.I.hate. So I reward myself with Starbucks.
+ Glass of wine + Chick flicks.
+ I would normally sit in the sun with a cold one but Mother Nature was so freaking bipolar this weekend the skies couldn't decide if they were going to clear up or rain.
+ I actually update my about and advertise pages that I planned on doing in, like, February. Maybe that image up there should read something more along the lines of when the boys are away the girls will get shit done.
And on that note, I'm having an ad sale! Because me getting things done on my living room floor actually means I did a complete revamp of all my ad spots! Not only are there new options(see that banner below?) but most of them are even cheaper AND you can get 40% off if you use the promo code GIRLSWILLPLAY - which means they are all 6 bucks or less. That's cheaper than ordering a glass of Cabernet at a bar. And that makes a Monday a little more happy.
I meant the ad sale. But wine makes Mondays a little more happy, too.