A Love Letter: To the man who makes my speakers go boom-boom

Dear Parker -

Happy Anniversary :) Three years ago today I made the best decision of my life and married you; if given the chance, there is absolutely nothing that I would change. I used to laugh when people referred to someone's spouse as their "better half", thinking they were making a joke. But you really are my better half. I've already learned so much in the past 3 years. You make me have fun, relax, and be spontaneous, and I love you for that. I love you because you put up with my crazy, obsessive, can't-sit-down-until-that-fork-is-washed personality - God bless you. I love you because you try so hard, but there are just some pieces of clothing that you can't coach yourself into folding right. I love you because you make me laugh with the funny things you say - like giggle, or actually belly-laugh, or burst into laughing-tears. Eight and a half years ago you asked me to be your girlfriend and I still get butterflies in my stomach when I get to see you after time apart. I love you even though you talk to me about your fantasy football team or Madden like it's real life. It's not real - DWTS is. I love you because you try so hard to understand things like blogging, organizing, or dance so you watch DWTS with me; but you're so chill, you probably won't read this until next week sometime :) I love you because you make me happy. You are the best thing to happen to me and I feel so thankful for our life together.
I hope I get to spend 18348934092 more years with you.
Love you forever, Sam